Tudo que bom é immoral ou engorda.

On a beau dire, on a beau faire, y’aura toujours des pommes de terres.

Esta tudo ta combinado, eu ja sei como que é, mulher gosta de dinheiro e
homem gosta de mulher !!!

Dolphins are just gay shark!

Dieu existe mais vient rarement au bureau … (in english, please). There is a God but he rarely comes to the office!

C’est justement si Dieu existe qu’il ne faut pas y croire.

It’s not because you got a tree in your garden that you should stop walking in the forest!

Sorry, I can’t see what you mean (Stevie Wonder)

Le plus jeune c’est celui qui meurt le dernier.

A Favela e um problem social!!!!

Rien n’est plus indispensable que le superflu.

Proibida a pratica do Surf.

“Les Français, savent tout expliquer y compris ce qu’ils ne savent pas ressentir!!!

Les Bresiliens, savent tout sentir meme ce qu’ils ne savent pas expliquer!!!!

Les Anglais, ne savent ni sentir ou expliquer meme apres 4 pints!!!!”

Translation:

“French they explain it all, even what they can’t feel!!!

Brazilians the feel it all, even what they can’t explain!!!

English they don’t feel or explain anything, not even after 4 pintts”

M. Mean